I did some Angel Tree shopping last week. One of my tasks was to shop for a 2 year old girl. Pants size: 4T. Shirt Size: 4T Jacket Size 5T. I'm thinking WOW.
Advance a few days. Enter Danica, at my mom's to get age-and-size-2 Daniley after work. Mom says, "We bought Daniley some new panties today and you just HAVE to get some more for her." I say, "What's wrong with her current panties?" Mom says, "Well, she has too much stuff and they go in her crack. Here, buy these. (She hands me the packaging, boy shorts, which are underwear for girls but kind of like short boxer briefs.) She needs a size 6." After hysterical laughing, my reply: "Sounds to me like she has too much stuff." Exit Danica with big a$$ toddler.
Speaking of being loaded in all the right places....did you know they make Apple Bottoms for kids? (Like most everything, I found them at a yard sale, new with tags for $4!!) In case you aren't up on the hip fashions, Apple Bottoms are for people with, well, apple bottoms. They aren't so much marketed to white people, but hey, we can't help it that we're blessed.