The Blizzard of 2014
In Alabama, we get snow every year. Half an inch here, half an inch there..... But THIS, this is nothing I've ever seen before. We got an inch of snow where I am, in Calera. And y'all, the place has shut down. I find myself laughing. Hysterically. And then I remember there are people out there that are for real stuck. It is really difficult to understand how an inch of snow can shut us down. So I'll try to explain.
We don't have any salt and sand. We don't have snow plows. And most importantly, all of us THINK we know how to drive in the snow, and NONE of us actually do. So this morning at approximately 8am, it started snowing. By 10am, employers started realizing that the roads were icy and would become moreso, so they started dismissing people. The schools had the same forecast and planned to dismiss at 12 noon. PERFECTO!! Everyone is on the way home. Everyone.
11:00am. Dan texts me and says he has been about a mile in the last hour. It is becoming apparent that people have wrecked clogging up all the roads. This is Alabama, not New York City, but when EVERYONE gets on the road at the same time, and every road has 5 wrecks, everything stops. EVERYTHING SHUTS DOWN. Everyone is gridlocked. At a standstill. You don't think much about the importance of good roadways until now. Main roads, back roads, interstates, dirt roads. All of it. No one is moving.
11:15am I get a message from the school that they have moved dismissal from noon to 11:30am. I have made arrangements for Daniley to ride the bus to Honey's house. Everything is great. By this time the roadways are concerning. My office decides to let people go home. I elected to stay at work.
11:45. Dan has gone another 1/4 mile.
12:30pm I get a message that due to hazardous road conditions, busses have returned to school and children must be picked up. I go to get Daniley, but blocked roads prevent me from getting there. I return to work. Mom dropped of Danslen at Honey's and is trapped on another road. ALL CIRCUITS ARE BUSY and no one can call anyone. No one knows where anyone is (which is not overly concerning). Dan and I are texting. I am not sweating...I figured I would go get Daniley around 3pm. No problem.
2pm. Mom calls Mawmaw (she can't get me) and says she's behind a salt truck that's headed for Daniley's school. She has no idea if Daniley is there or not but she's making a run for it while the roads are clear. (Hallelujah) Dan, on the other hand, has moved another quarter mile. He is still 17 miles from home. Under no circumstances do I want him driving after dark, so he has decided to ditch the car and walk to my boss's house, 3 miles away. So yes, he can say he walked 3 miles in the snow...not barefootm, but in dress shoes, so close enough. I am laughing at the situation. I am sure he was NOT.
3:30 Dan arrives at boss's house. He needs lunch, and a drink I'm sure. And dinner. Clothes. And a place to sleep. AND HE'S AT MY BOSS'S HOUSE. THEY'RE GONNA TALK SO MUCH BS. Lord help me. I have decided to sleep at work. Not because I have to, but I have always wanted to work storm duty. I am actually on a storm duty team but since there weren't huge power outages I did not get called in. So I'm just staying here to help along my coworkers, cook for them, and be on call in case we are needed. I'll be resting on a cot. I'm super excited.
4pm I get a message from the school that children with lost parents will be kept overnight. This is Alabama. I've never heard of a kid sleeping at school ever, but definetely not because of snow. Remember, 1" of snow. It's ok, because teacher's can't get home either. So they are staffed. Some of my coworkers have been on the road for 4 hours and have only made it 8 miles.
Most of my friends are trying desperately to reach their children. Everyone is upset. Many of my friends have wrecked. My situation is ok but there are others having serious problems right now. People are running out of gas on the roads.
The county has been put under a "civil emergency" which is part of what is making me laugh. Only in Alabama..........
It's 5pm. I'm going to the back to let the good times roll. We came up with a wild hog someone had killed and stored in the back. Sausage coming right up....